I am going to get this out of the way now so we can all move on. I am a gigantic Bravo junkie. TO.THE.CORE. I love everything about the Housewives and please don’t hate me…I love Vanderpump Rules! And honestly, VR is really outdoing the Beverly Hills Housewives big time at the moment, but we’ll chat more about that in a few. Below is my review of the latest VR and RHBH. To go along with my recaps, Bravo style boards from some of my favorite fashion pieces and accessories I saw on both shows.
SPOILER ALERTS ahead!
Vanderpump Rules Recap
Based on the most recent episode, I think it is fair to say that Kristen needs to get an exorcism stat. From here on out I will call her Reagan. If you don’t get it, look it up, watch it and I’m sorry for your forever nightmares in advance. However, I would like to back track to last week’s episode for a moment featuring Jax’s nose job. I’ve never loved him more! Maybe it’s because I too had a nose job and I can relate to the whole “I had a deviated septum” excuse or because he in fact may have gotten a little dumber and dumb looks good on him. Needless to say, this cast of characters is all sorts of twisted. And hello! Ok ladies, who is with me on the hot manager Peter? He’s like a Beverly Hills pirate! I know who would just eat him all up….NY Real Housewife, Sonja, that little butt pirate.
Beyond all of the crazy that takes place, there is definitely an element of good fashion happening here. For instance, Stassi’s chunky, silver, metallic sweater. I loved it! Especially when she had her hair pulled back, super chic with a modern twist. Here are some I found and loved:
When Katie argues with Tom at brunch in front of his homeboys, she was wearing the coolest statement ring. Check these out!
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap
I hate to say it because I LOVE this cast…but what a snooze fest this season has kicked off to be. So far we have a beautiful vacation in Mallorca and lots of fancy lunches. Oh and Bella’s DUI…what??? Who’s Bella again? Some things I did notice. Yolanda’s insane body! She is so tan, but her skin isn’t saggy, so what’s her secret?!? Kyle is still challenged in the fashion department despite her millions. And speaking of, anyone else notice when Kathy Hilton was demolishing the bride-to-be about how cheap and “cocktail waitressy” her dress looked, while her own blouse was busting at the seams…wait, what?
So even though Kyle has her ups and downs with some of her wardrobe, I do love me some of her accessories and home decor. I especially loved her bright turquoise make up case. Here are a few I found and want! (Hint, hint Santa.)
I am dying to see much more of Lisa Rinna. I love her big eyes and gigantic lips and she looks damn good! Definitely has good taste. Oh and my favorite line of her’s, “I don’t say no often, I say yes, a lot”. No shame in her game, I love it! She was sporting this nude, leather, wrap bracelet I was loving. I found these while obsessing over hers.
Until next week, keep it classy!