Kristen. Darling. How the hell did you not learn your lesson after Stassi did this to you???
Shit. If someone backhanded me like that I would reevaluate my entire everything and turn into an entirely different person. It is so butthurt to watch Kristen every week. I’m damn near close to sucking my thumb every Monday night because of her. But, instead I just drink wine. Imagine, if you will, if she was a sweet, considerate human being. She’d actually be really pretty. But what I see when I look at her is this:
That would be Reagan from The Exorcist. Just be happy I didn’t put a photo of her once the full transition to the demon man takes place. Be very thankful, because I almost did. If you have never seen The Exorcist, I challenge you to Google a photo of her, I apologize in advance. Any who, back to that crazy ass situation that went down the other night. I love how Tom ran out of Sur because he thinks that hot mess from Miami is stalking him. Well, I have news for you Sandoval, Kristen is your stalker! The jig is up! She is full on coo-coo for cocoa puffs crazy for you and it’s never going to end until she is wearing your skin. Godspeed Sandoval. Best of luck.
More tears were shed on this week’s VPump Rules. This time from Scheana and homegirl was pissed! She totally went bridezilla on Kristen and having been a bride…everyone gets one free pass in my opinion. Lord knows I used mine. Something I noticed while watching her verbally assault Kristen is that she has a strikingly similar cry face to Kim Kardashian. Check it out. Am I right or what? Not a GD wrinkle.
You know what I think? I think we need to get Joey Greco from Cheaters to come to Sur and get to the bottom of all this cheating business. For sure Kristen would end up stabbing him though like that one time he got stabbed on the boat. Poor Joey. You guys, just look at the diddly bop. It’s sick!
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
Just as expected, Brandi created utter chaos between Kim and Kyle. She definitely has a very unique way of “helping” her friends. How can one woman be such a menace and cause so many rifts between such a small group of ladies? Only Brandi. Side note: believe it or not, she’s actually much more tolerable on this season’s Celebrity Apprentice; which pretty much confirms that all of her antics are strictly for air time and attention. It’s working.
Ok. PLEASE tell me someone else noticed Eileen’s husband spying from the garage! OMG, thank you for this moment!
Two things here: is Brandi’s bestie transforming into Kim K and why all the hot pink rouge???
Every week I love Lisa R more and more! She is frigging hilarious, brutally honest and looks amazing! She doesn’t fuck around and that is why I love her. Plus, she seems like a solid friend. I like that about her. This tank? Uhhhhhmazing! Gimme now! You want one too? Here is the link!
Tom Sandoval…did he or didn’t he??? Thanks for checking in TSPeeps! xo