If this photo doesn’t give you any indication as to how Scheana felt about her wedding reception, then I’m not too sure how else to present her true feelings to you. She was for sure a bridezilla. Crying, bitching about every single detail, basically being a gigantic bitch. And for good reason…her wedding planner was an absolute disaster. My favorite footage was Scheana freaking out about her planner being MIA and not doing the garter and bouquet toss, when they suddenly (probably editing, but who cares) cut to her planner cleaning up tables and throwing away trash. I can’t. And she still didn’t do that job well, the place was a total dump the day after the wedding. If you’re a wedding planner, watch this episode and do the exact opposite of what this chick was doing. You will then be a success! The day of our wedding, our planner was like a nazi with her binder and timeline, she was hardcore and she.kicked.ass. Shameless plug…brides to be, if you’re getting married and need someone to take the reigns and help you throw an impeccable wedding/bad ass party, do yourself a favor and call Cindy Shanholtz. You’re welcome.
And what is up with this “dollar dance” business? Scheana wanted to do it SO bad! I looked it up and apparently male guests pay to dance with the bride. Seriously? Not only does this sweet little bride have her friends help her clean up the venue the day after the wedding, but she also wants cash money to be danced with. I don’t get it.
Poor Jax is so special. Is it safe to say his first wedding was a bit of a bust? First, he pisses off Carmen…twice. Then he hits on Lisa…gets shut down, obviously. Finally, he tries his hand at a few other wedding goers…fail. He then resorts to drinking vodka straight out of the bottle looking defeated and sweaty. He is like an incredibly horny 13 year old boy in the form of a 35 year old man and perhaps not even as smart as one.
What single, warm blooded female wouldn’t want a hug from Hot Peter? Dumb question.
No, Stassi, you and your friend look like bitches…not losers.
I hate that I even have to address these two dumdums, but I must. For the love of Mary, James needs to pull his head out of his butthole and get a MASSIVE clue. What is wrong with that child? Not to mention he was drunk enough to get in Kristen’s trainer’s face (which I totally suspect is her side piece). Sadly, his little British ass would have gotten pummeled. Please tell me someone else heard him scream, “OW!” after the second smack. I had to rewind it three times, I was laughing so hard. I know I shouldn’t LOL but these two are too funny not to laugh at. Kristen is a real train wreck, she needs copious amounts of yoga and psychiatric drugs. Basically, these two are perfect for one another…but will they last?
Next week…it is all about the good, the bad and the ugly at the Oscars!!! Until then, keep it real TSPeeps! xo