Good day, TSPeepers! Let’s talk lipstick. This jazz comes in every color, texture, and finish in the galaxy. I mean, you want a lipstick that lasts through breakfast, a nooner, lunch, dinner, and a BJ? It’s out there. I should know. I am a lipstick whore. I tend to feel most comfortable in a deeper, brighter lip over a natural one. Some may consider that to be a problem. I consider it to be fucking fabulous! Back in the day, when I was working as a makeup artist, I found out lipstick scared the shit out of chicks. I know it can be intimidating… wearing a bright orange lipstick or something new and unfamiliar. However, some of y’all would rather get it up the poop chute than try something new and fun. Nope. Not me. I am not prejudiced. I love and respect all textures and colors. I can tell what goes through your minds. I tell you to try a hot ass orange lip and you think you’ll look like a GD clown. Some of you probably stand at makeup counters fantasizing about putting on a new shade of lipstick thinking everyone and their mothers see you like this.
Well… If you think it, you will! You have to own that shit. It takes courage to change it up. There is nothing to be afraid of, considering if you don’t like it you can take it off. Being your lipstick advisor, I have decided to throw on a bunch of my favorite lips to show you just how much fun this whole lipstick thing can be!
Mac Lipstick in Creme d Nude
Mac Lipglass in Pink Lemonade
Mac Dazzle Glass in Smile
Nars Lipgloss in Turkish Delight
Laura Mercier Lip Glace in Plum Noir
Pretty friggin awesome, right? A simple change in lipstick changes everything! Some of you have big ass hairy man nards when it comes to makeup while others have little tiny furry nut sacks. I am not telling you to swim with sharks. I am telling you to take a chance and try something different. Live a little and try a new lipstick! See what’s out there. Give your lip balm a damn break and try a chalky nude or a deep ass purple. What’s the worst that can happen? You’ll like it? That’s what I thought.
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Now, go make your kisser feel special and buy her a little something new to wear! Have a killer day, bitches! xoxo