Mother’s Day is just around the corner! Being a mom myself, I know personally, just how deserving Mother’s are. Holy shit! Being a mom is no frigging joke. I mean, we blow up like fucking balloons, sag our titties, stretch out the ol’ vagay, and some people I know frigging blew out their GD asses while pushing (IN FRONT OF THEIR HUSBANDS! Not me thank the lord. I had c-sections). And that’s all the easy stuff! For all we have gone through, all that we do, and all we are going to do for our children and families, we deserve something amazing. It is mucho importante we receive something fucking fabulous on the one day a year dedicated to the most incredible people on the planet. MOMS! Here is a little something I have put together to assist you (aka your babies other parent) in getting something fucking incredible for being a mom. Listen carefully. Make sure to share this on Facebook or accidentally email this to whoever will be getting you a Mother’s Day gift. You’re welcome.
Be sure to check out TSP the rest of the week. Michelle and Lauren have their gift guides coming, too! All of these gift guides are going to make you want to get knocked up again just to have a reason to get more cool ass shit!
A Nancy Gonzalez bag will make you the envy of all the girls! xo