Ok, as we all know, or maybe most of us know…I can’t fucking wait for fall!!!! It is hands down my all time favorite time of the year. Like those memes where they make fun of white girls who love fall…I’m pretty sure they were made about me.
From the changing colors of the leaves, scary movies that make me want to suck my thumb, soups galore, beers that taste like pumpkin, leg warmers, plaid everything, HALLOWEEN, my birthday, spooky ghost stories, autumn fests, you name it….I am obsessed!
Yup that’s me. ^
Ps. Did you hear? They started serving Pumpkin Spice Latte’s at Starbucks a few days ago!!!!
Correction: Huge boner.
Did I mention I freaking LOVE scary movies!?!?
Now, not only do I love scary movies like Halloween (the original), Pet Cemetery, IT…wait here’s my whole list to make this easy. Go here! But what I really love…are vampires. I like to joke that I’m a total fangbanger, but I’m not sure there’s much joking going on. I think I am in love with them! I mean, just look below.
See, I’m down with vampire movies and am obsessed with Hocus Pocus. I will make a very special evening of the first viewing of it this season.
But, and this is a huge but, when it comes to scary movies regarding religion? Nope. Can’t. I literally slept in bed with my mom for three nights straight after I saw The Exorcism of Emily Rose. Rumor has it, she genuflected over 500 times breaking her knees. Ummm, yeah, I didn’t need to know that either. And then you have the original religious hair raiser, The Exorcist. 🙁
Ok that was just a heads up. Here’s the real deal.
Unfortunately, I can hear her voice as well. NOPE.
Ok, back to why I love fall. The weather! You know, after the beautiful, hot ass summers Chicago gets, it’s a wonderful relief to enjoy some cool autumn air come late September. One day soon, it will finally be time to pull out your cozy sweaters and plaid scarves!
Be honest, you know you’re ready for the seasonal change which is upon us.
How good does fall truly smell? It smells glorious!
There is nothing better when I go to my local farmer’s market and finally see a gourd! I wait all year to happen upon one!
Behold! The glory hole of pumpkins!
How many of these will we see this year?
Pumpkin everything! Hey wait a second, I’ve seen this fella before!
Sadly autumn is short lived, but just like any production of sorts, there is a grand finale. And Halloween happens to be the best grand finale of all times!!!!
I am waiting for the day I walk into Target and this happens.
This is LITERALLY the story of my life.
Ok let’s wait until we get a wee bit deeper into the season and I’ll round up my best of Halloween memes. It would be my utmost pleasure.
TSPeeps, do tell. What is your favorite freaking thing about fall??? Go!
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