I had planned to write a little something on awesome Halloween makeup and just happened to stumble upon some of the most horrifying shit I have ever seen in my whole god forsaken life. I stopped dead in my tracks and knew just what I had to do. I had to ruin your good nights sleep tonight with these monsters of Halloweens past.
Everyone is freaking out and terrified of the clowns popping up all over the country. That shit ain’t scary! This is! I’ll bet my bottom dollar those grown ass clowns would run like the dickens from this freaky ass kid clown.
I suspect this smiling son of a gun ain’t smiling underneath that paper mache mask because he is holding a hatchet or some shit behind his back and is planning on chopping peoples hands and wieners off. I must say, he does look quite dapper with that neck scarf though.