So I took a few weeks off from writing about my favorite, drama filled Bravo shows, Vanderpump Rules and The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, because both series were snooze berries and lacked anything interesting. Not so much anymore! Holy shit! I love me tons of Bravo drama, so I am in heaven!
Let’s start with this, shall we:
I mean, really Tom?!? I kind of like you because you love to have fun and you love under eye concealer just as much as me, but this entire situation was butthurt. I’m down with a guy that shows emotion, but show Regan from the Exorcist aka Kristen one bit of remorse and she will take that shit and run all the way to crazy town with it! Watch out brother! As my therapist says, “some people are just fucking crazy” and she is beyond! Her scary, demon face as he is sobbing is so uncomfortable to watch. I can’t even deal with her one more moment.
Let’s go to a happy place, let’s go to Hot Peter. He cracks me up with his long stares and tricking Vail into going on a date with him, hilarious! But I’m going to just come out and say it. If I went home with Hot Peter back in the day when I was single and ready to mingle, I would have worn that Magnum I saw in his bathroom as a body condom to protect me from his totally dirty bedroom. Even Jax thought is was gross and that’s coming from a guy that will put his weiner in absolutely anything. For fun, I looked for some old Hot Peter photos and found this gem. Although he now irons his shirts, he is still an unbuttoned kind of guy! What great skin he has. And what a dirty room he has always had. TSPeeps, Hot Peter then or now???
There have been lots of tears on V Pump lately. How on earth Katie managed to pull tears from Stassi will forever remain a mystery. Oh wait, I solved the mystery! Katie actually stood up for herself! Anytime one of Stassi’s minions sticks up for themselves, a little bit of Stassi dies on the inside. Good thing she has a new, desperate best friend in that really pretty, dumb brunette girl. Can’t wait to see how that friendship unravels. PS. Did anyone else notice Stassi’s eye makeup? Blue and white liner on the lower lid? Nicole will murder me for saying this, but I kind of liked it!
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
WTF Brandi?! I’m with Lisa R, if someone threw a glass of wine at me without even the slightest provocation, I would have gone all Theresa G on her ass. Who does that?! I give Eileen mad props because she kept her cool like nothing I’ve ever seen before, she deserved that Emmy damn it! How classy and lady like of her not go flipping tables and pulling out Brandi’s extensions. Speaking of hair…why the bump-it Brandi, whyyyyyyyyy?
The vino slinging didn’t stop there!
That’s Brandi crying after SHE threw wine at Jeff on WWHL. Even the GD dog is at a loss for words. Can we all agree it’s a sin to waste wine like that? Brandi, the next time you feel like throwing Jesus Juice come on over. I’ll open my mouth and you can just throw it in there, thanks. The Brandi Circus never ceases to amaze me.
Onto a more serious note, Kim Richards. Last night bummed me out. I LOVE sober Kim. She looks amazing, she’s funny, in control…she’s everything a sober person usually is. Well, for the most part. In any case, it hurts my heart to see Kim this way. I admit I love drama, but not this kind of drama. I hope she stays on the right path because sober Kim is cooler than the other Kim. You can do it girl! And, of course, Brandi topped it off with a solid shove to Kyle. Who, by the way, is looking stellar these days! Kyle, what is your secret!?!?!
TSPeeps, who is your favorite Beverly Hills housewife?! Do tell! xoxo