Being single in 2016 is freaking fantastic. Thoroughly entertaining. I mean, finding love/lay is literally at the tips of our fingers! No single should ever say they can’t find a date. Ever. It is impossible to be a single who can’t find a date. I mean. I am not saying you are going to find the love of your life on here but you will absolutely, positively find a date no matter who you are. How do I know? Um. It’s Tinder, people. I saw a frigging cat looking for his soul mate on Tinder. I am willing to bet a few bucks that cat met someone. After reading this, you married TSPeeps are going to be SO jealous of us singles. Feast your eyes on this weeks Tinderific Singles.
Dirtbag, you say? Let’s get to know one another….. never.
No. No you are not a big deal. You are a Douche Bag.
I bet this guy is one of those lame dudes who only likes it missionary style.
I can handle everything except the black socks. Never leave on the black socks once the pants come off.
Now, George. George is handsome and has a way with words.
Butt penetration? Older variety? That’s it. You’re grounded. Pull up your boxer shorts and go to your room.
I bet your description has all the chicks swiping right.
My day was fine. Thanks.
SWIPE LEFT ALERT: Now these. THESE are what nightmares are made of. I do not understand what all of the clowning around is about on Tinder but these clowns are EVERYWHERE. And to make matters worse, they are like the best effing clowns of all time.
I am horrified. Paralyzed with fear.
Ok. This mother effer is down right terrifying. Way too much effort went into this clown face. Like, hours of frigging makeup. I have to admit I am a little disappointed with his hair. He could have put a little more effort in blending the cul de sac.
Dear, Anthony. I hate you.
And now, the time you have all been waiting for!
The Tinderific Single of the week.
I swear to Christ I would become lesbian for this broad.
I hope you all enjoyed this Tinderific post because there is so much more to come. This is just the beginning.
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