Halloween is a little over a month away. What are you and your significant other going to be? I bet you’re sick as fuck of showing up to parties wearing some lame ass costume while looking around and seeing how awesome everyone else is dressed up. Well sugar, today is your lucky day because I have basically searched the entire internet for awesome Halloween costumes for couples. This year you are going to win that award however you may not be able to go out in public after. I need to be honest. This post is completely selfish. I am sick and tired of seeing the same lame ass costumes on couples every damn year. BORING. I did all of this research and leg work for my own damn enjoyment. I want to see better costumes this year, people! Where is your GD creativity? This is a holiday that happens ONCE A YEAR. Planning is essential and you have had plenty of time to come up with something spectacular. Did you wait to plan what you were wearing to your wedding until a month before? NO! This shit is important! Ok, so I will stop hollering and present you with my favorite couples costumes for Halloween 2016.
The Penis And The Vagina
You cannot go wrong attending a party dressed as a penis and a vagina. This is also a great costume to wear with your spouse while handing out candy to trick or treaters.
The Cat And The Dirty Litter Box
The cool thing about this one is it can be whipped up in a jiffy for all of you Last Minute Larry’s. In my opinion, you do not need to write “Litter Box” on the litter box. I am confident the box and the turds inside will allow us to recognize you are in fact a litter box, with or without the cat who shat in the litter box standing right next to you.
The Toilet And The Guy Taking A Poo
This one is top notch. Def would be in the top 3 if I were voting. You do need to make sure the “toilet” has extra strong quads. Wall sits are rough. I think it would be extra awesome if the guy taking a poo actually took a poo in the “toilet” at some point during the party. I am a huge fan of getting into character.
Dog The Bounty Hunter And Beth
What would be extra awesome is if there were a threesome who dressed up as Dog, Beth and an “Icehead” aka a meth addict. Dog and Beth sure like hunting and helping those drugged fuckers out.
The Piñata and The Mexican Man With A Stick
I love this one. It’s cute. I would suggest that the piñata be on her best behavior, though, because if I were the Mexican man with a stick and my piñata annoyed me or pissed me off, I would hit my piñata muy hard with my stick .
Wilson And Chuck Noland
If anyone I know shows up as Wilson I am going to politely lay you down just so I can see if you can get back up. Side note: There are a TON of bearded men out there on earth these days due to the hipster culture. 10 bucks says they would make awesome Chuck Noland’s.
The Roller Coaster
This costume here is an all-time favorite of mine. I particularly love the expressionless face of the man in the picture. It is that little added pizzazz that brings this costume from awesome to fucking incredible. Very convincing roller coaster ride.
The Fresh Prince And Carlton
These two just nailed this costume. From the “Bill Cosby” sweater (my Uncle Ben has one just like it and has worn it to every single Christmas dinner since 1984) to Carlton’s sweet signature dance move.
Bob Ross And A Painting
All that needs to be said about this couple’s costume is that it is AWESOME.
Whip And Nae-Nae
Super creative and hilarious.
Bert And Ernie
Fucking horrifying if you ask me but creative nonetheless. Looks like they made their scary ass heads out of construction paper so it is cost effective as well.
Patty And Selma From The Simpsons
SCARY AS HELL but very well done.
The Price Is Right Contestants
Come on down! Easy and cheap couples costume right here. And Adam’s pouty face makes me think he is an actual contestant who lost in The Price Is Right! Getting into character is a real crowd pleaser at the parties and it is fun to boot!
Girls Gone Wild Flasher and A Camera Man
I would love to see my neighbor who basically has a pole stuck up her ass dressed as the flasher and her husband who has for sure not popped a boner since 2009 dressed as these two. How unassuming!
Forest Gump and Lieutenant Dan
I am obsessed with this couple’s costume. OBSESSED. Who’s being Gump? I need a Gump!
Mother And Her Crowning Newborn
There is no better way to honor the miracle of birth than to recreate the blessed event with your loved one. The huge ass vagina with the crowning mustached newborn is nothing shy of beautiful. Tastefully done.
Aunt Flo and a Tampon
The period and tampon are the perfect couple’s costume for new neighbors attending their first halloween party in their new neighborhood. This is a great way to break the ice and let your neighbors know you have a sense of humor and great creativity. You will be the talk of the town.
So, there you have it. My favorite couple’s costumes for 2016. I suggest you all start getting your costumes together ASAP. The clock is ticking.
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