Christmas comes just once a year and during this time I like to do something special. Instead of baking beautiful homemade Christmas cookies or caroling door to door while sipping on hot cocoa topped with little baby marshmallows, I choose to find pictures of nonsense that will make you laugh and realize you are so much frigging better at baking than you thought and that maybe next year you might not make your kids sit on Santa’s lap. This is how I like to spread joy during the holidays. Enjoy, TSPeeps!
Is nothing sacred anymore?
I bet Santa would rather feed someone his Christmas balls. Seems like a giver, ya know?
The baker of this piece of Christmas shit took zero pride in Santa’s hands. Zero. They did, however, get the head to body proportion just right.
Nothing like some flying Christmas cock and balls to get me in the holiday spirit!
And this, this here reminds me of my body 3 days after giving birth to my son.
At first glance I thought Rudolph was doing an old fashioned fruit basket but after closer inspection I realize he’s just making some kaka’s.
Nothing but the best for the son of God.
What in the? Are her GD bangs the frigging tree skirt? I hate this so much.
You know the factory workers were drying laughing while wrapping these chocolate wieners up with Santa foil.
This is what Joseph would have written on Mary’s Hyundai after Maury told him he was not the father.
Fire in Santa’s Ho Ho Hole!
Someone has taken a beauty trend a little too far. Santa went way fucking overboard with the GD highlighting powder on his forehead.
I believe this is a ginger hostage situation.
Well, well, well! It seems all Santa wants for Christmas is this little girls breast buds!
This kid ain’t sleeping. He’s playing dead!
Nothing like being molested by a dead Santa. I’d be crying too, kid.
Anyone have any uppers? I think Santa may need some uppers.
Sad. Santa passed away and rigamortis set in right smack dab in the middle of a hug.
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