Call me a square but I am tired of all of the political talk and arguing going on lately. I want to go back to the good old days when I used my voice for real important shit like, for example, commenting on fascinating mugshots like the ones below. It is a lot of fun for me and quite therapeutic. I just let it flow. I look at the person and just let my brain transport information immediately to my fingertips and type whatever it is I am thinking. I also like to compliment them. It can be extremely difficult to do but I think it is important to see the good in all people.
This man. Right off the bat I feel scared. I am a little afraid of him. The first thing I notice here is his sun damage and the hair. I think he should throw a toner on there and try to cancel out that gold. And he also seems grumpy. As you can read, I mostly have negative things to say about this fellow but the one positive thing I can say with sincerity is that he has nice full lips…. that I never want anywhere near me. It appears this is not his only arrest because I found this glamour shot of him below.
Boom! What a glorious surprise! I m not afraid anymore! He is laughing and having a gay ol’ time! I am not focusing on his skin anymore, although still very, very dry. Now I see he is full of life and light! But wait. One more pose…
I am afraid again. I suspect he is hollering here and that is not really the kind of human behavior I find charming or friendly. The one positive thing I can say about him here is that I think it is nice that his teeth haven’t fallen out yet.
This sassy ass clown man is one of my favorites. I think he and I would get along famously. I really love how he embraced his culdusac balding pattern and did something really innovative and unconventional with his hair. I don’t have anything negative to say to him. I love him.
Speaking of hair. Holy shit. I mean. It is simply my opinion and I know my opinion is not the end all be all but I think she should reconsider this look. Quite frankly the blonde hair is really washing her out. I think she should consider putting a few low lights in there to add a little dimension and warm up her skin. Just a thought. Everything else is just lovely. I am full of compliments today!
Woweewowwowwow! This son of a gun sure looks shocked to be in the unfortunate predicament he is in. Look at those eyeballs. I am not certain but I suspect he is on some sort of upper. It is also my belief he was thrown in the clinker without a moments notice because it appears he forgot a thing or 32 on his nightstand at home. He has nice clear skin.
AHHHHHHHHHHHH (I think that is what he is saying here). I like his hair. It is full of body. This asymmetrical cut is really daring and bold. I am not afraid of getting bit by this man. I think it would tickle.
My first thought here is that he is singling a church hymn. Maybe it is the Jesus vibe I am getting from him. Chances are, though, he is hollering like the rest of them. My second thought goes straight to smells. My guess is that he smells really, really bad. Once I go there I typically can’t come up with anything kind to say. I guess I could say that if smelling bad were a good thing he would be super awesome at it.
This happy fuckers smile is exactly what I needed after looking at all of those hollering crooks mugshots. This son of a bitch is showing off them pearly whites as if they were actually pearly white! Mad props. Not a care in the world.
One nice thing I can say about this person is that I am happy he was able to stay alive because I am not sure how he was breathing.
Go ahead and take a moment to figure this out.
Yes. He stretched his earlobes out and proceeded to wrap them around his ears. The only positive thing I can say about him is that his skin has very strong elasticity.
Ok. I am not really one who is receptive to unsolicited advice so I try to refrain from giving it but I really think this guy should jump on the sassy ass clown mans band wagon and just embrace the culdasac. He could rock a tight ass perm with that culdasac. It would do a lot for his face shape, too. And not to be nosey but is that one of those nose plugs the kids and old ladies where at the pool? Maybe he is married to someone with a gluten problem.
Well, this son of a bitch gave himself the mother of all numby’s, eh? Trying to hide the evidence, fella? I like that about him. He ain’t going down without going really high up first.
Be good, now, ya hear? I don’t ever want to comment on one of your mugshots, TSPeeps.
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