First thing first, grab your martini glass and fill it with ice. This way it will chill while you mix.
Using a shaker, mason jar, or some sort of apparatus to mix drinks, pour into it your gin, dry vermouth, and olive juice.
Add about six ice cubes to your concoction and get ready, set, stir!
Be with your drink as you stir it around for a few moments, careful to not let the ice melt too much.
Remove the ice from your martini glass and pour your sexy, dirty martini into it.
Garnish with three green or bleu cheese olives. Your call!
Last but not least, enjoy!